Archive for January 9th, 2008

The extended peoplez newz late breakfast edition, 9-Jan-08

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Kenya leader names new ministers
– Enduring row between Kenyan parents finally reaches conclusion

Clinton and McCain win US primary
– Questions remain on the ‘lottery issue’ of state schools.

Celebrity chef Stein’s dog dies
– One year on, Wembley Stadium report Geldof, Bono, Harry and William consortium, book Wembley stadium for second week in Jan 2017.

Sarkozy says ‘non’ to France 24
– Mossad Mason decrees world will end in 2012, so no point in future Olympic bids.

A little alcohol ‘can be healthy’
– New Guinness sponsored report finds.

China boom ‘cushions world slump’
– Although fears persist; cushions may be recalled at any time.

Clinton buoyed by primary triumph
– “I’ve always wondered what an A-cup would do” says Hilary.

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Exclusive of the year: “Provocative” Iranian weaponry for sale on the internet.

  In a menacing turn of events, similar hardware which seriously threatened the entire US naval fleet in international waters a few days ago has now appeared on a jihadist website for sale – even to children under the age of 14.

Iranians have mastered the technology to produce this IRANIAN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION which if deployed could reach our shores within 45 months.

The most popular one was the dual-seater dingy-1 which has near unlimited range (depending on crew) and comes, as an ex-Iranian official currently in exile near Crawford Texas informed us, bundled with links to organizations associated with ‘blowing things up”. The dingy-1 is their most prized version and the Iranians are so confident in their technology, they even offer a 30 day replacement warranty. A source in the pentagon says they have received communication that Kims Jong’s Ill, has been secretly trying to procure them, advising recalled diplomats to stash them in their diplomatic baggage.

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Prize of the Iranian fleet: the dingy-1

The second one, the dingy-2 is an improved version with much greater range. A picture was obtained by our assistant researcher from MEMRI who we gave £50,000 to, (US $240m – yesterdays values) who then sped off in an unmarked car to meet an unknown personal source deep within the powerful Iranian military. The dingy-2 It is also longer therefore more capable of blockading our oil flowing through our Straits.

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The dingy-2. Note: Iranian bearded Revolutionary guard in western disguise not included but is an upgrade option, subject to negotiation.

Lastly there is another model, dongie-1 which our researcher has learnt translates roughly to “A secret nuclear bomb to destroy all Christian, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist’s, number 1” comes in the interior which is revolution red, said by our researcher to symbolize the blood of all Christians Jews and Hindus and Seven Day Adventists besides. It’s rugged design is to allow a firmer beaching / amphibious assault capability.

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The dongie-1. Intelligence sources suggest it also encorporates Iranian stealth technology.

Finaly, we exclusively managed to obtain this exclusive picture, by exclusively hiring an exclusive local fisherman to sail in international waters near to the dark menacing ocean of Iran’s claimed territorial waters.

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A dingy-1 being deployed in a hostile maneuver against the defenders of freedom.

Sadly, all of our cameras weren’t working that day, but this one frame proves the sizeable Iranian fleet is showing an increased audaciousness which our assistant says, is a flagrant display by the Iranians who are seeking to use this weaponry to further their goal to take over the world unless they are stopped soon.
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The peoplez newz

Yet again, herez a closer look at the newz BBC website surferz find most intresting…

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From the BBC website

‘Dumbest criminal’ caught in SA
– Special “on this day” report: http://tinyurl.com/24obvr

Eagle to patrol Italian airport
– refer to pic (below)

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Recession in the US ‘has arrived’
– Almost refused entry due to mixup with Sheikh Ri Sheshon on no fly list.

Day in pictures
– Odeon manager extends free porn viewings festival

Healthy living ‘can add 14 years’
– HM prisoners set to ask for lessons in sloth.


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Data on Fukushima Plant – (NHK news)

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J7 truth campaign:

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Recommended book: 3rd edition of Terror on the Tube – Behind the Veil of 7-7, An Investigation by Nick Kollerstrom:

J7 (truth) Inquest blog

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Top rate analysis of the Inquest/Hoax

Arrest Blair (the filthy killer)

This human filth needs to be put on trial and hung!

JUST:

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ICH:

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John Pilger:

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