Sex magnet Ken Livingstone – Children, animal and vegetable revelations.

 

Thought I’d try my hand at MSM journalism headline writing. Guess what, its a piece of cake! Any Joey can do it (exactly).

Increasingly common amongst those who are supposed to serve us, Ken Livingstone, sex magnet, is the latest to reveal (the paternal extent of) his sex drive.

Ken, on privacy vs. media exposure says “As long as you don’t involve children, animals and vegetables, they leave you to get on and live their own life in their own way.

 Who the hell is Ken to determine whether sex practices can involve vegetables or not? And if one was to say use a ‘mange tout’, cloves of garlic or sprigs of parsley, in some kinda sex act, then we should expect it to be ‘fair game’ for the media to report it? What about prosecutions, if the media can report it, does that then mean there is a case for legal action?


“Thou shalt not employ mange tout for sexual gratification” – says Ken Livingstone

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Is there an act entitled  ‘The 1984 – sexual application of vegetables offences Bill” or something?  Scr…. errrmmm… Get lost Ken you pretentious prat. who the hell are you, you hypocritical vow breaker trying to foist upon us your legume discrimination.

Step aside you neoLabour sell-out and let someone worthy of being a man of the people, namely Brian Haw, be Mayor – a REAL Mayor (not a suckup to corporate interests like you Mr neoSocialist Livingstone). More of the same Incessent Political Party Crap (IPPC) involving the Marotship should be banned.

Now, where’s them damn chick peas?

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2 Responses to “Sex magnet Ken Livingstone – Children, animal and vegetable revelations.”


  1. 1 maria April 5, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    It must be a real good trick to get the discussion going about vegetables, animals and kids instead of Ken L.

    What I don’t like is the “children” item in the row.

  2. 2 lwtc247 April 7, 2008 at 2:32 am

    Thanks for the comment Maria. Actually, I like your comment a LOT. It helps me see that I’ve fallen on my own sword somewhat – by being so ‘angry’ about Livingstone thinking he can dictate sexual practices (with vegetables in this case).

    Livingstones romps were only in my peripheral vision (which of course is what Livingstone would want), and actually should be the main point.

    And yes, the children element is a near cert. to provide more distraction than than the veg. angle. Livingstone certainly seems to be trying to be clever – pushing a serious subject and a semi-jokey subject to cover all bases for distraction.

    If Livingstone broke vows to his wife and to God, and has little control over his sex drive, there is an issue of lies and trust here.

    But actually his failure flirtation with private (croney potenial!) finace and lack of action against the wars are my real boneof contention with him.


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