I love child pornography

said an Al Qaeda member as he opened up his latest e-mail. After taking n the visual treat for 10 minutes or so, he clicked ‘Start, programs and then AQ 2008(SE).

After importing the inage, seconds later some text appears on the Screen:

“Tim wants you to activate sleeper cell #8493(Naesby)
so they can the disperse some ricin at London heathrow.
This must be done before Tim leaves Tehran tomorrow,
ss they don’t have telephones in most of North Korea.”

“No problem” says the Islamic fundamentalist snorting the remains of a line previously hoovered up while  reading the message. Abdul Mohammad then telephones “streakies” – a bacon rasher processing plant on the outskirts of Naesby.

“Iqbal man, tell ya what man, we’s gotta do what God wants us to do like today man” Iqbal replied “Today? I wuz planning to go to that new gothic gay lap dancing club ‘Bram Strokers’ – oh well bruv. Ok, we;ve got like 600,000 litres of the stuff. How much do we need?”  …

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4959002.ece

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