said an Al Qaeda member as he opened up his latest e-mail. After taking n the visual treat for 10 minutes or so, he clicked ‘Start, programs and then AQ 2008(SE).
After importing the inage, seconds later some text appears on the Screen:
“Tim wants you to activate sleeper cell #8493(Naesby)
so they can the disperse some ricin at London heathrow.
This must be done before Tim leaves Tehran tomorrow,
ss they don’t have telephones in most of North Korea.”
“No problem” says the Islamic fundamentalist snorting the remains of a line previously hoovered up while reading the message. Abdul Mohammad then telephones “streakies” – a bacon rasher processing plant on the outskirts of Naesby.
“Iqbal man, tell ya what man, we’s gotta do what God wants us to do like today man” Iqbal replied “Today? I wuz planning to go to that new gothic gay lap dancing club ‘Bram Strokers’ – oh well bruv. Ok, we;ve got like 600,000 litres of the stuff. How much do we need?” …
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4959002.ece
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Living with the Conspiracy 24-7 
From what I’ve seen, the spinners really have gone too far with this latest nonsense
even people I know who don’t share my views about the scale of mass media manipulation have been commenting negatively about it
like any stimulant, the power of the The War on Terror narrative loses its power with each repeated application
there’s almost a sense of desperation about some of recent crop of nonsense tWoT reporting, sorry, repeating
Somewhere, someone is almost certainly working on a new angle/ rebranding/ relaunch exercise
Loved it.
May find some way to incorporate this into a post on my own blog over the next coupla days.
What next?
Anyone who questions 7/7 to be a Natural Born Scoutleader?
“This makes as much sense as to hide some crack in a bag of marihuana.”
Savior, Vienna, Austria
Excellent comment.
Sorry folks. I’ve been busy. Went to an orphanage with a few mates (boys orphanage of course) the propriter was a bit short on cash – if you get my drift… You know how us Muzzies are.
What? Don’t believe me? It must be true I tell ya, all the evidence is in the media …
Millions of DVD’s given away in US papers featuring something called “Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West.” and Jewels of Mediah (which nicely coincides with us British muzzies being brandished as kiddie porn junies).